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Post by Arya on Apr 2, 2007 0:20:43 GMT -5
Cassandra could see the duo doing that she sighed and then she saw Quaxo nuzzle himseelf under Munkstraps arms like they where in love. Then everything clicked. "YOU ARE BOTH QUEER! IS IT A DISEASE!?" She scream throwing her hands up in the air. "WHAT? I DON'T WANT TO SORT ANYTHING OUT WITH QUEERS!" She screamed then pointed at Munkstrap. "YOU ARE WORSE THEN QUEER YOU'RE A BY!" She screamed.
Rumpleteazer and Mungojerrie came running out. "Whatever is missing we ain't the ones who stole it!" They both said raising up their right hand as if they where making a statement in court. "What is goin' on around 'ere now?" Said Mungo stratching the back of his head. Cassandra pointed at Misto and Munkstrap. "THEY ARE QUEERS!" She screamed again. The couple looked at eachother then burst into giggle fits.
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Post by Arya on Apr 2, 2007 0:20:59 GMT -5
PAGE PWNAGE!
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Post by Munkustrap Etc. on Apr 2, 2007 0:25:01 GMT -5
"Whazza queer?" A little white head, striped with orange and black, peeked around the nursery dresser. Etcetera had been woken up by all the shouting.
Munkustrap narrowed his eyes and growled at Cassandra, shifting his voice from the care of a concerned friend to command of the Jellicle Protector. "Cassandra, you will stop your shouting, immediately. You are disturbing the rest of the yard and waking the kittens."
"I'm not sleepy!" Etcetera yawned just after she voiced this protest and covered her mouth, looking embarrassed.
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Post by Arya on Apr 2, 2007 0:34:56 GMT -5
Cassandra had a hurt look on her face, but she nodded her head slowly as if she had just been whipped. "Yes'sire." She mumbled, then bent down to face Etcetera. "Hey sweetie how about I take you back to bed?" She said in a soothing motherly voice.
Mungo and Rumple where now rolling on the floor laughing." Sorry Quaxo but ya' ain't woman enough to steal my man!" Shouted Rumple through her giggling fits/
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Post by [scean] on Apr 2, 2007 0:35:51 GMT -5
Quaxo sneered at Cassandra's yelling, hissing at her loudly. "Shut up, Cassandra!" he growled. "Just because you can't accept me doesn't mean you have to yell it to the entire Junkyard!" He clung to Munkustrap's side and nuzzled his cheek softly.
[ blah, short. ]
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Post by [scean] on Apr 2, 2007 0:37:24 GMT -5
[ and late. whatever. ]
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Post by Munkustrap Etc. on Apr 2, 2007 0:39:32 GMT -5
"Cassandra." Munkustrap touched the queen's arm again, speaking softly. "We'll talk about this later. Quieter."
"I'm not sleepy!" Etcetera protested, but she reached up for Cassandra, even though she was too big to be easily carried. "Will ya tell me a story? Uncle Skimble has the best stories, but he's not here right now, so then there's Uncle Gus, and he's got great stories too, even if his paws do go all WOO!" she shook her paws, imitating Gus' palsy, "and then there's Mistokitty, who can do cool sparkly tricks, even if he is being a grumpytail right now, and sometimes Jemiiiiiii..." A yawn interrupted Etcetera's monologue, and she blinked lazily afterwards, rubbing her eyes, words forgotten for the moment.
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Post by [scean] on Apr 2, 2007 0:45:03 GMT -5
Quaxo looked down at Etcetera and smiled a little, reaching over to pet her fur softly. "I'm sorry for being grumpy, Cetera." he said quietly, leaning down to kiss the top of her head softly. "Hey, I'll do some tricks for you later if you go to sleep, Cetera. You seem really tired."
He laughed at the kitten's yawn and leaned back, nestling himself against Munkustrap once more. Quaxo wanted kittens someday.
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Post by Arya on Apr 2, 2007 0:47:06 GMT -5
Cassandra nodded, then pick up Etcetera with a suprising amount of strength.
"Oh really?" She said to Etcetera her voice still motherly, she let out a small laugh then said. "I have a story that I'll think you'll like." She said as she neared Etcetera's home. "Once there was a beautiful princess named Atcetera. She was in love with a prince named Tum Rum Rugger. And the prince loved her back but was afriad to show it. So.." Cassandra begin smiling and making sure her voice was soothing enough to put Etcetera to sleep.
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Post by Munkustrap Etc. on Apr 2, 2007 0:49:41 GMT -5
Etcetera squealed at the names mentioned in the story, bouncing in Cassandra's arms. "And did the Prince have a big fluffy mane, and a fluffy tail, and could he sing and dance like no one else, and could he..." but she eventually curled against Cassie's shoulder, her head tucked against the queen's neck, as she began to drift asleep again.
Munkustrap watched the pair walk off, shaking his head. "Tum Rum Rugger... that girl has it bad." He then turned to Quaxo and nodded toward his den. "You. In. Now."
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Post by [scean] on Apr 2, 2007 0:54:55 GMT -5
Quaxo blinked, looking over to Munkustrap before nodding. He went into his friend's den and took a seat, wrapping his tail around himself and tilting his head to the side.
"Munk?" he asked, lying down and batting at his own tail cutely. Quaxo bit his lip softly and looked out to his older friend. "Why'd you want me in here?"
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Post by Munkustrap Etc. on Apr 2, 2007 0:56:56 GMT -5
Munkustrap followed Quaxo into the den and curled up in the corner he usually slept in, looking over at Quaxo. "I want to know your side of what happened to set Cassandra off, and I'd rather not ask in front of Jerrie and Teazer."
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Post by [scean] on Apr 2, 2007 0:59:09 GMT -5
Quaxo sighed quietly and went over to Munkustrap, curling up beside him. "Well, I was sitting in the tunnel and she just... came up, I guess. She asked to be let inside, because I looked sad or something, and we sat there and talked for a minute. She was flirting with me a lot, and I tried to get away from it, but she wouldn't stop. Then she asked if I liked Bombalurina, and I laughed, she said that was good, and she kissed me."
Quaxo shuddered again as he remembered the kiss. Ew.
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Post by Arya on Apr 2, 2007 1:01:08 GMT -5
Cassandra nodded and rubbed the kittens back soothingly. "He had a mane as big as a lions, and a tail as fluffy as a fox, and he sang like a song bird, and he danced a way no other could or knew how..... And one day he decided that he would propose to the princess...." She slipped into Etceteras home and searched for her bed. When she found it she put the little kitten in the bed and tucked her in. "And they got married and lived happily ever after, the end." Said Cassandra with a smile.
Meanwile snooring could be heard where laughing used to be. Yes, the due had laughed themselfs to sleep on the ground.
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Post by Munkustrap Etc. on Apr 2, 2007 1:03:57 GMT -5
"So she instigated everything?" Munkustrap rested his chin on his paws, closing his eyes with a sigh. "That doesn't surprise me." He turned his head to the side, opening one eye to look at Quaxo. "And then what? You told her you didn't like queens and she left, or did she do anything else?"
Etcetera's paw reached out, groping for a little stuffed toy made out of scraps of fabric. If you tipped your head to this side and squinted, you could see some resemblance to the Tugger. It was her snugglebunny, and she loved it to pieces (quite literally. Jelly was always repairing it). Once she found her snugglebunny, she drew it close and smiled broadly into the fluff that was Tugger's mane, curling up, already mostly asleep.
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